Hey there my names Kimberly and I have way to much time on my hands




minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

nicodorkangelo:

Everyone had a crush on Zuko but nobody had a crush on Book one Zuko

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

guitarlust:

There’s something very wrong with this picture…..
theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
queenston:

anosci:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

art.
true art.
the highest form.
right here.

+1 oh my god

whataboutramonaflowers:

Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match
The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

jerkidiot:

iphone-420:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom

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frick you mom

WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG

FOR MILK

shak1ra:

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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GOD DAMMIT I CANT BREATHE

snapily:

a girl walks by. I say, ’ I wish I had her legs.’ Suddenly there are a pair of legs in my hand. People are screaming. What have I done

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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