Hey there my names Kimberly and I have way to much time on my hands




concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
comedyblogger:

drinking underage like
JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

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Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be
jnc-cr33d:

typette:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.

How come they couldn’t do that at the World Cup
dbh:

Dragon Riders unite under their new emblem! (x)

8oscomedownmachine:

You hear singers and guitarists with your ears but you hear bass lines with your heart so don’t go telling me bassists aren’t important

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

THEME