Hey there my names Kimberly and I have way to much time on my hands




lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

teenagedfricks:

Sydney - 10/12/14

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

giggle:

last time i took a good selfie was never

touchyamore:

this never ceases to make me laugh.

nippleicious:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

pizzaswag:

nothing is more heartbreaking than watching band members hold back tears while on stage

pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love. Unknown (a knot in my throat now)
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